Can i order an Uber to run me over?

smatter:

sovietnam:

BYE

(Source: sovietnam)

flexery:

Straight men need to stop having fat asses RIGHT NOW!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

Family member on Christmas: Hi how are you omg you got so big iv missed you

me:

mindoftheunkind:

throatmistress:

BIGGEST MOOD